just arrived in DC when a Volvo nearly flattened me. Like a fool, I
was snapping pics of a Kony 2012 van rounding a rotary. Such a sight,
I figured, was less common than a decade-old “Support Our Troops”
magnet, or a rolling remnant of any other fad cause that expired some
time ago. It was a shot worth risking a limb for, but as it turned
out, I didn't have to jump into action.