Welcome to "Meet the Mayor," a segment in which we interview local Foursquare Mayors in their natural habitats.

Lansdowne Street
Heather Martin

So you're an accountant at the House of Blues. What have been your best and worst experiences here on Lansdowne?

I'll start with worst.

In reference to the O.J. Simpson verdict, Chris Rock once brilliantly said that white people hadn’t been so mad since CBS cancelled M*A*S*H. He struck pop philosophy platinum with that comment; Caucasians sure do get attached to our television comedies. For proof of our obsession, one need not look past the regrettable tears that well for NBC sitcom finales, or the 3,000-plus It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia disciples who crammed the House of Blues last night to witness the cast’s live production about pedophilic sodomy (link goes to last week's Phoenix interview with cast member Glenn Howerton).