While everyone else is busy pretending they hated the season premiere of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo
and denouncing the future of America, I'm just going to go ahead and say it: I love
Honey Boo Boo and everything she stands for. She and her
Mountain Dew guzzling, cheese ball scarfing redneck family just happen to also be progressive, lovely people who teach their children that
tummies are beautiful and it doesn't matter how many chins you have as
long as you're happy.