Our roving photogs were out and about on election night; this is what they saw.
Don't hate me because they want me. You, they could take or
leave, but me, they are totally hot for. My name is Scott Cardwell and I live
in a swing state. Okay, it's not Ohio, but it is Virginia. And as I write this,
with two days remaining until the election, we are considered a "coin toss"
state. So, me and my fellow Virginians are being hard-sell, heavy petting,
under the shirt, over the bra, wooed to within an inch of our lives.
Oh, Rick Santorum. We're so going to enjoy your all-too-brief sojourn as a serious presidential candidate.
RICK SANTORUM: I DIDN'T SAY BLACK PEOPLE, I SAID BLAH PEOPLE. Did Santorum really equate black folks with welfare recipients? No, no no no. You must have misunderstood. Rick Santorum would never do that. Certainly not in front of a bunch of cameras during a town hall full of white folks in Iowa, a state where less than 10 percent of welfare recipients are black.