No, seriously. Shocker.
This photo, which seems to be authentic, is hosted on whitehouse.gov, accompanying a press release about President Bush welcoming 2008 NCAA champions to the White House. Perhaps, as my colleagues surmise, he thinks they're all throwing a pitchfork, as homage to the Arizona State Sun Devils?
Not that I think I'm special or anything, but when I heard the news about the Fed's AIG bailout, I thought immediately that Bush's "privatize everything" philosophy was about to turn on its head into "nationalize everything." And sure enough, Cenk Uygur over at HuffPost had the same thought - plus, he argues the point more fully and more convicingly, in his post, "Bush Becomes A Socialist