Every week, I interview a stand-up comedian for my comedy column,
"Dance, Monkey!" wherein I ask ridiculous questions in the hopes of
getting funny answers. This week's
subject was supposed to be Andrew Dice Clay. Apparently,
"Dice" was confused, and then angered, because he told me that this
was too easy for me, that it doesn't
seem fair that I get to "clock in at work and just ask this shit."