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Unsexiest Men '11: These Reality "stars" are Really Unsexy. For Real.

If we were to make a venn diagram of reality TV, er, personalities, they'd all fall into one of three categories: Insanely Hot and Vapid, Insanely Repulsive and Vapid, or....huh. It turns out maybe this is more of a pie chart than a venn diagram after all. And guess which slice of this unsavory pie our picks for Unsexy Reality Stars of 2011 these dudes fall into? There's nothing less sexy than whoring out yourself, those less fortunate, or your own family for a little, ok a lot of dough (damn that burns us up. Do you know how much cash those Jersey Shore freakazoids rake in per episode??) and approximately fifteen minutes of televised infamy. Here are six of the smarmiest, douchiest, and just plain saddest cases of reality stardom unsexiness we could find. Who do you think is the most repugnant of all? Real talk.

GARY SHIRLEY | TEEN MOM
Baby Daddy Goon
Squad Prez
Gary reacts to the only thing grosser than himself:

RONNIE ORTIZ-MAGRO | JERSEY SHORE
Gorilla Juice Head Roid Rager
Drunk guido montage, hide your kids, hide your eyes:

JIM-BOB DUGGAR | 19 KIDS AND COUNTING
Scary God-Loving, Over-Achieving Procreator
Shouldn't take TOO long to introduce all 19 brats at this pro-overbirthing conference:

DR. DREW | CELBRITY REHAB
Slimy "Doctor" Out to Help Nobody But Himself
Talk us some of your truth there, Doc:

BRUCE JENNER | KEEPING UP WITH THE KARADSHIANS
Olympic Medalist Turned Wax-Faced, Neutered House Pet
Turns out poor Bruce really does have to earn his place around there:

ROB KARDASHIAN | KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS + DANCING WITH THE STARS
Riding the Kardashian Sisters' (ugh) Coat Tails All the Way to the Middle
Well, this. Is. Something:



To check out [and VOTE on] the rest of our picks for Unsexiest Reality and Television stars go to the 100unsexiest.com/unsexy/television and for the full list of Unsexiest Men of 2011 go to 100unsexiest.com
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