Welcome to "Meet the Mayor," a segment in which we interview local Foursquare Mayors in
their natural habitats.
Our Bad Ass Couch of
Titanic BadasseryMaria "Masha" Gutarov
Out of all the mayors
we've interviewed, you're the first to feed us. Why haven't they all done that?‘Cuz they're cruel, cruel people. Are you going to record
me? That instantly adds pressure.
You're opposed to
pressure?I don't know. I'm Russian, so I should able to handle
pressure, as well as high-tech spying devices such as what you're using.
What's so badass
about this couch?We hang out on it. We're badass.
What makes you people
badass?We just are. We're cool. We watch things. We talk. We're
Where did you obtain
Were you concerned
the couch might be ridden with STDs?No. We used sprays from AutoZone that I'm pretty sure kill
everything. I mean, they're for cars. You know the things that happen in cars, like
. . .
When you leave your car somewhere?No, there is a second term from the ‘50s. Kids would "park,"
and often serial killers would kill them.
What did they call it
when they just wanted to leave their cars someplace?That's parking as well, but this is "parking" with bunny
quotes, where people "park" and, I hear, do very naughty things.
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