Only in a meta-riffic modern world could Mashable write that these non-existent social network shelltoes (pics above and below) "aren’t available for purchase," and, thanks to Facebook and Twitter (and Gawker, to a degree), still inspire countless heads to (potentially) comment them into existence.
Until Adidas turns this wish into reality (it surely won't be the lamest limited edition ever), for now Southie tough guys and their yuppie neighbors should find something else to bond over. Banana Republic scally caps? LinkedIn New Era B-hats? The possibilities are endless.