If there is ever a zombie attack, the Boston Police Department will let us know.

Via Harmonix dude Sean Baptiste's Twitter feed comes this dispatch from the BPD's Twitter feed from not long ago:

1. 
   Boston_Police INJURED OFFICER: Officer from district 4 transported to Beth Israel Hospital, human bite to arm, suspect in custody. 20 May 2009 from TwitterBerry
2. 
   willcady @Boston_Police if that was a zombie bite, would you tell us? 20 May 2009 from mobile web
3. 
   Boston_Police @willcady Yes, absolutely 20 May 2009 from Twitterrific in reply to willcady

I feel reassured.