Sometimes the Punchlines Write Themselves

A Spokane Vally, Wash. man was arrested for breaking into a liquor store by smashing its front window. 

His first attempt to smash the liquor store's window with a rock failed, so he went up the street to a hardware store and purchased a hammer for $11.  TWith said hammer, our friend successfully broke into the packie, and stole...a $9 bottle of wine.


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