November 4 Anxiety Guide

Okay, you know how to vote and you know who to vote for, so get your asses in gear early then go home and try some deep-breathing exercises until the evening when you can begin keeping score. Returns arrive at a punishingly slow pace -- thanks to that time-zones situation -- so this Guide to Which States Close Their Polls When will help you pre-visualize the arrival of the good (or unmentionable) news. 

And if things, don't work out tomorrow, there's always another option.  Or two.