Our number two unsexiest man of the year is back, and instead of douching it up on beach so we can mock him like a good pseudo-celebrity, Jersey Shore's Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino has attempted to make music so laughably bad that we'll be shocked if even DJ Pauly D touches this mess. Just under a minute of his creatively titled first rap single "The Situation" has leaked online so far, but it has already cemented itself as the heir apparent to Kevin Federline's dance-floor-clearing 2006 flop "PopoZão."
release today announced that mutual disgust in BP has brought together two of TRL's most avowed enemies: the
Backstreet Boys and "popular hard rock band" Korn who, fueled by chubby
teens with calling cards and bad taste, once battled over that number one spot on the MTV countdown like
it was a friggin' Moonman or something.