May? I'm not going to bother listing a bunch of innocuously unrelated
events that occured that month, because I barely remember that month
myself. But ODD FUTURE were a thing, that much I can assure you. They
invaded our fair city backed by a wall of media hype, instilled fear into the ritzy on Newbury Street and again into press-type gawkers at the Paradise, and said some crude shit to Fox News that many of us here at the Phoenix can only dream of.
Some accompanying video to Luke O'Neil's lament of America's youth.I
must admit that I was a tad concerned that I was out of my element
while watching the "teenagers who pretend like they're going to fight
people on their skateboard" flood into the Paradise last night. I'm in
my mid-20s, my head is too big to rock a snapback, and while I do
wear skate shoes, it's mostly for their orthopedic value.