Marotta is on a well-deserved vacation far, far away -- leaving the bossman to ruin his indie cred by reviewing country music on the blog. -- The Ed.
Most of you were probably too busy personally livetweeting last night's Grammy Awards to actually watch the performances or pay attention to what pop stars said about the show via Twitter, so we've compiled a highlight reel for both:
Anything you can do, Beyonce can do better -- she covered Alanis Morissette's "You Oughta Know" last night.
It's all here: the self-righteous celebrity outrage, the half-apologetic apology, the instant "Kanye West Is A Bitch" t-shirt. You know it's a Cultural Moment when Larry King weighs in. And you know it's time to call the emergency PR specialist when Shawne "I swear I didn't hit Tila Tequila" Merriman weighs in with a "WTF?"