Steven Tyler: hot, hot, hot.
UPDATE: Full tour dates posted below!
Look, we all know Massachusetts is full of godless liberals and so nothing is sacerd anymore, but hey AEROSMITH: if you are going to stage a North American comeback stadium tour -- trucks, planes, supersonic sound systems, acres of automobile-driving audiences -- maybe you don't want to call it the "Global Warming" tour.
Here's a shocker: STEVEN TYLER did not suck at American Idol last night. Believe us -- we were prepared to hate all over this thing. But against all odds, the muppet-faced, gobble-mouthed, injury-prone Aerofrontperson managed to charm the tweets off Twitter (where the for/against was averging somewhere around 10-1, in our estimate) and only made one horribly inappropriate remark that will haunt him for life.
To hear Steven Tyler's doctor tell it, the Aerosmith frontman's addiction to painkillers has less to do with hard living than with, well . . . old age. Tyler's feet and knees are killing him from years of performance wear-and-tear: the chronic pain is evidently so had that he'll need surgery before getting back in the saddle again.