DOWNLOAD: La Coka Nostra, "Choose Your Side (Feat. Bun B) [mp3]

I won't lie; I was recently excited to hear that Eminem had a new disc dropping. Hell - I was even more psyched when it didn't suck. But as a 29-and-three-quarters-years-old white dude who plans to sag his pants and rap curse words out loud on subway platforms until the day I drop, I'm anticipating La Coka Nostra's A Brand You Can Trust much more than I was Relapse

If you couldn't score tix to House of Pain's UFC-sponsored reunion gig at the Roxy tonight, you can still jump around with the group this afternoon over at CONCEPTS in Harvard Square, where HOP will be unveiling -- and signing -- their St. Paddy's Day special-edition Campus 80 Addidas Originals ("Fine Malt Lyrics"!) and matching basketball jerseys .

Someone's gonna get their head kicked in.

Former Southie resident and current UFC capo Dana White has announced that he's giving free tickets . . . to UFC club members . . . to see House of Pain's first performance in 10 years . . . in Boston . . . at the Roxy . . . on St. Patrick's Day. We just did the math: ladies and gentlemen, we give you a show that will make the Dropkick Murphys mosh pit look like a quiet walk in the Fens.