Traditionally, china is the gift of choice for a 20th anniversary. But considering that Lollapalooza debuted in 1991 with a lineup that featured Jane's Addiction, Nine Inch Nails, and Ice-T, the only thing Perry Farrell & Co. should've been doing with china for the music fest's big 2-0 is breaking it over unsuspecting festivalgoers' heads.

Eminem has a new video from a song from his new album, The Relapse, his first since 2004. And oh boy, is it horrible. We were prepared to discuss all of the dated references, but the rest of the internet already beat us to it. Simply put, there was a time when Eminem was actually hitting moving targets; now he's aiming for the same barrel of fish as the Jay Lenos and Jeff Foxworthys of the world.