Douchebag. Love it or hate it — there is no better word to describe some people. Douchebags come in unlimited varieties — political, sports, work, and more. But the one that truly stands out these days is the social-media douchebag. It’s the guy who comes up and asks, “Are you following me?” Now, whenever you deal with one of those people, there’s a new theme song, courtesy of BROWNBOOT’S “I Can't Wait (To Get Away).