• February 07, 2012
    By Michael Marotta

    OK, so check it, I got the lowdown: Jenelle (or Chelsea, or maybe it was Kailyn, no wait Leah) was having a wicked huge fight with Brent or Keifer or Bobby or whatever because he was a really bad dad even though he said he'd, like, be there when the baby arrived (editor's note: evs city, bro, u ain't no man), and then there was this court case and she went on probation and couldn't smoke w33d and faced rehab but took part in the Mom Walk at the mall anyway and her friends were, like, super supportive and all "your a good mom, Jenelle (or Chelsea or Kailyn or Leah)" and she really wanted to just get her education and finish school despite being mad preggers and provide a good life to her babychild (is Sunbeam a sweet middle name? Editor's note 2: yes, yes it is), and maybe she could even move out the trailer one day, but Corey or Robby just wants to play video games and wear his old-ass hoodie and text his friends and sit there with his jaw hanging slightly open and it's sooo frustrating and well -- ahhhhhhhhhh *shotgun blast to the face*

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