It's an age-old story -- a Galactic Empire crumbles, and so soon does the economy of a universe. I mean, it was great and everything that the Rebel Alliance blew up the second Death Star (big ups to iCarly's biological father, Nien Nunb), but after all that action, how does a Jedi go back to being just a regular ol' dude trying to get by? And how does he or she pay those bills? We all be the droids N-Star's looking for, amirite?!
. . . he gets weirder. New album promo for his "lost" third album Close Calls with Brick Walls contains no music -- probably not a bad idea; it was released a few years ago in Japan, and we recall it being pretty just OK. But the video does include Andrew's interpretive-dance recitation of the Darth-Vader-uses-the-dark-side-to-throw-shit-at-Luke scene from The Empire Strikes Back, this time starring a toy santa, a blow-up lobster, and a big white dog.