GRAMMY WINNERS:
1. Carrie Underwood's guitarist.
2. Kanye's hair.
3. MIA, MIA's baby, MIA's baby dress.
4. Thom Yorke's dancing.
5. Mallpunk. Don't just thank Blink-182. Also remember to thank your higher being of choice.
GRAMMY LOSERS:
1. Coldplay's outfits