We guess you know that you've officially made it when a 7-foot-tall
basketball legend serenades you at your own performance. It seems like
the plague of Bieber Fever that's been infecting everyone from little girls to middle-aged women with a nasty case of
sexually-ambiguous genital boils (just kidding, he's a virgin!) has just
claimed it's latest victim: Shaquille O'Neal.
The boys of Jersey Shore just might have coined a new term: gaydo. Alright, that one's a work in progress, but give us time. The muscled, melanoma-chasing juiceheads (MTV sanctioned that one) recently appeared, in all their beefcake wonder, on the cover of an issue of the Village Voice. The Queer Issue.
If you want to destroy your sweater .