Blowjob is precisely the hip-hop act I'm looking for down here.
They're young, but old enough to lace Back to the Future
references. They're urban, but kind of on the fence about
gentrification. They're political, yet awesomely apathetic at the
same time. And most of all, the Boston duo has some amazing names –
Adolf Made-off and BriteBart Simpson.
So I’m out back at Side Bar waiting for that dude Kosha Dillz to rock. It was a showcase for his distributor, so I figured I would show some hip-hop love among the indie rock snobs.
I went to order my second free Lone Star, and the bartender asked who I was there to see. I told her I came for the only rapper on the bill, and she told me that something happened or some shit.
I might not always land on my feet, but face first in a pile of fine ass ain’t a bad place to be.
You can call it dumb luck. While my flight from Palm Beach was supposed to layover in Houston before re-routing to the heart of SXSW, there was too much fog to touch down. So we stopped in Austin, and some dude with one of those sweet moving staircases helped me off.