Oh hey COOL RANCH, what's shakin'? How's things? Got a Halloween party tonight at Middlesex Lounge in Central Scare (love that one)? Got handjobs on the dance floor and kissing booths in the corner? Got free 'Ritos? Got Misfits? Got free-at-the-door? Well right on.
BODEGA GIRLS PRESENT: COOL RANCH HALLOWEEN BASH! That's right, mafukaz. We here at Camp Bro-dega are bringing you the BEST HALLOWEEN BASH that this shithole has to offer! LIVE performances by Gozu & The Bodega Sluts playing all of your favorite Halloween jams. (Misfits, Sabbath, etc.) Plus DJ PAUL FOLEY & King EvRock will blow your nether-regions away!
Fucking Misfits man, those Jersey fuckers really hit home in October. Here's a quick taste of the Bodega Sluts Glenn-on-Glenn action, on display in full-frontal-awesome tonight.