By now you've read over and over Chris Faraone's expose on the making and selling of Los Angeles hip-hop collective ODD FUTURE, you've endured more than a few Shaq'rolls in trying to snag a leaked copy of TYLER, THE CREATOR's debut record Goblin, and you've sold your first and third born to get into tomorrow night's very-fucking-sold-out show at Fort Paradise.
So what else is left to do? Why, get Tyler to draw a penis on your forehead, that's what. Hit him up tomorrow at Newbs. Details on the flyer, sucka.
And no, we can't get you into the 'Dise. #SWAG