There's no telling what idiotic aesthetic will define SXSW this year.
Sometimes these things just happen unexpectedly, like when kilts took 6th Street by storm in 1927.
But if you see it, you'll know it.
And if that happens, please tweet us or leave a comment.
We're looking for the most ridiculous hipster dick shit going.
Stuff so ironic that it makes your homegirl's fanny pack look rather ordinary.