Booty Advisory: A week not for the weak

^{Artist's rendition of "No Tomorrow"}

THURSDAY 03.04 | EVOLUTION @ Good Life | Evolution presents a veritable pile-up of local legends as house-hoisting residents Bruno, Eli Wilkie, Brendan Wesley, Joseph Colbourne, Coatti Mondi, and John Barera welcome learned luminaries Caseroc and Alex from Queens. This is why the word ridonkulous was invented.

28 Kingston St, Boston | 10 pm | 21+ | Free | 617.451.2622 or www.goodlifebar.com

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THURSDAY 03.04 | LOVELIFE TURNS 2 @ Glo Bar | Yeah, that's right. We're telling you to go to Providence. On a Thursday. No, we're not crazy - you are if you miss this second-birthday bash of one of the greatest parties ever to rock the Renaissance City. Line-up specifics are hush-hush, but two spanks each may be delivered to DJs Morgan Louis and Christopher Wade.

93 Clemence St, Providence | 10 pm | 18+ | $3 | 401.347.8492 or www.globarri.com

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SATURDAY 03.06 | FEVER @ Good Life | This is how Saturday nights are supposed to be done. The Flavorheard DJs join Frank White and Mister Jason to "form like Voltron" for a night split between heavy classic jams upstairs and non-stop booty-shaking beats down below. Bring your own Tylenol.

28 Kingston St, Boston | 10 pm | 21+ | Free | 617.451.2622 or www.goodlifebar.com

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SATURDAY 03.06 | NO TOMORROW + COME HOME 3 @ Machine | Tonight the mindblowers of No Tomorrow stock the main room with hours of the fiery techno tasers of Mistaker. And in the 2012 Lounge, Zebbler and Vermin Street's Come Home 3 raise funds for Rosie's Place with insane visuals and dirty sets from DFRNT, C-Dubs, Professor Pious, and Innerfuze. No dress code; no future!

1254 Boylston St, Boston | 10 pm | 21+ | $5 before midnight; $10 after | www.no-tomorrow.com

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SUNDAY 03.07 | DÂM FUNK @ Great Scott | Is techno not tender? Is electro not eclectic? Solve your problems with a helping of LA's Dâm Funk, whose sumptuous "modern funk" is Steelier than Dan, and Billy Oceans apart from his often soul-challenged counterparts in the land of chillwave. Tonight he's joined by Bladerunners, Kon, and a special DJ set by Brian Coleman.

1222 Comm Ave, Allston | 9 pm | $10 | 18+ | 617.566.9014 or www.greatscottboston.com

--Michael Brodeur