The Bravery's new video: not so NSFW, but still pretty gross

The Bravery: we had them pegged as such middle-of-the-road, missionary-position kind of dudes. I mean, you've heard the songs: were you expecting serial Killers or just a bunch of suburban strivers with a decent record collection? Sure, they've been known to get in a bar-fight or two, but even after they debuted a Misfits-y new song called "Hatefuck" at our Best Music Poll concert this summer, we didn't see them as the kind of guys who'd write a verging-on-rape-fantasy punk song with a low-budget gore video worthy of Something Weird.

Just so you don't get your hopes up, the girl in the bikini and the bondage mask never gets nekkid -- the "not safe" in this one refers to the part where she cuts the dude's dick off and shoves a bunch of mermaid Barbies up his freshly-carved gash. 

It just occured to us to wonder how many tweens they played this song to while they were opening for Green Day. Yuck.