Kevin Federline bitches out: Boston "shred-ex" event cancelled

Oh, c'mon: you knew it was too good to be true. But still, we're ridiculously disappointed. We'd been saving up smartass remarks for weeks in anticipation of Kevin Federline's anti-valentine's-day party at Gypsy, which had been scheduled for tonight. Fresh out the inbox, the ax hath fallen:

From: Julie Salickram 
Sent: Friday, February 09, 2007 1:25 PM
To:XXXXX
Subject: KEVIN FEDERLINE APPEARANCE POSTPONED DUE TO PERSONAL REASONS

PRESS RELEASE
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

KEVIN FEDERLINE APPEARANCE POSTPONED DUE TO PERSONAL REASONS

BOSTON, MA Friday, February 9, 2007 – The Kevin Federline appearance scheduled for this evening at Gypsy Bar has been postponed due to personal. 

A re-scheduled date should be announced shortly.

"Personal reasons"? He couldn't do better than "personal reasons"? Not even "I was too busy converting to Judaism in a last-ditch attempt to get back in Brit's panties"? Just for that, we're re-running the "peanut butter jelly" YouTube remix of his infamous PopoZao headbob routine: