We refuse to believe anything published today, anywhere. Which means we're not convinced that Ben Sisto is killing off Honeypump (and its board), although there's a press release to that effect up now. The fact that we're all throwing a show tonight called "Second Chances" does not mean that we have any inside-baseball on whether he's serious or not.
Speaking of second chances, we refuse to believe our old pal Nick has gotten the axe. And if in fact he did, then we'd like to point out (again, without quotation marks) that Riff Raff is getting crucified for making shit up at the same time that the practice of making shit up is going mainstream, due in no small part to his efforts. Case in point: today, AOL goes all Riff Central on Britney and K-Fed. Yes, we noticed the disclaimer, but still.
With all that uncertainty in the world, there's only one thing to do: party like Spring has sprung down at Bill's with Jason Forrest and our dudes Certified Bananas.
DOWNLOAD: Jason Forrest, "My 36 Favorite Punk Songs" (mp3, via MySpace)DOWNLOAD: Certified Bananas, September Mix (mp3)