Cheeseburgers can get you pregnant

Donna F.'s junkie alter-ego: Gravy Train!!!!'s Chunx

Things we learned from Gravy Train!!!!'s old rap album: underage boys will screw fat chicks when they're drunk on malt liquor; cheeseburgers can get you pregnant; the Ying Yang Twins are polite, upstanding gentlemen and really good rappers, relatively speaking. Things we learned from Gravy Train!!!!'s new glam-rock album: fat chicks lose their cleavage when they diet; fag hags who want to bang gay men should grow out their pubes to look like dudes; the word "beaver" is still funny. Toni Basil cheerleading chants, ghouls-in-the-garage organ whine, and Bay City Rollers licks aside, Are You Wigglin'? (Kill Rock Stars) is another reminder that Hunx, Chunx, Funx, and Junx just wanna wanna wanna wanna wanna wanna wanna get crunk and stick a Psychotic Pineapple cover tune in your trunk, unless you're the jerk who stole Funx's vacuum cleaner, in which case they also want to punch you in the face, punk. At Great Scott tonight, 1222 Comm Ave, Allston 9 pm, 18+ $8 617.734.4502.

Download: Gravy Train!!!!, "Darque Tan" (via Kill Rock Stars)

Most appropos comment on Gravy Train!!!!'s MySpace page: "hey i saw you guys at the electric daisy carnival...and....ill have to was like a big pool of splooge in my pants."
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