The best name in baseball

Dan Barbarisi today sketches the fundamental problem with the Sox' attempt to retain Jason Varitek: Tek (and Scott Boras) want way too much money.

It's just coincidence, but some of the potential replacements -- Jarrod "Salty" Saltalamacchia and Taylor Hill Teagarden -- have among the best names in baseball.

Yet even they pale in comparison to the majesty of this moniker:

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