Spam subject lines of the day

It was fun while it lasted: the Sox won the first 10 games I went to this year, although the hot streak at home came to an ignoble close with Beckett getting hammered yesterday. In the mood for some levity, N4N was not disappointed to find the following subject lines in my smam filter this morning, each preceded by the phony tease MSNBC.com - BREAKING NEWS:

Bush down to 8 friends on MySpace

Teenage Girl Obviously Having Affair with Bat

John McCain Selects Laura Bush as his vice president

Bush 'troubled" by gay marriages, declares San Francisco part of 'Axis of Evil'