Santa 8000 is the star of an animated web series, in which he must kill
hordes of mutants in order to survive a post-apocalyptic wasteland.
The cartoonish faux-violence of pro wrestling and the cartoonish
faux sexuality of burlesque make such an obvious combo, it's a cultural
travesty that there aren't hundreds of traveling variety-show extravaganzas
like LAs' Lucha Vavoom. In theory, such an all-wrestling, all-dancing
spectacular would turn fans away at the door in every city they visited.
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