It's been a long, arduous 14 years
since the aptly-named Duke Nukem Forever was first announced, but
congratulations, we've made it! After nearly a decade and a half in the
development cycle, Gearbox Studios finally released the game last week...
and it was totally not worth the wait.
I hope you watched that entire Duke Nukem Forever trailer. Next, you should watch this compilation of one-liners from previous Duke Nukem games. Are you feeling like more of a man yet? Because I do. And I'm a woman. So that's saying something.
Duke Nukem Forever seems to be in a perpetual state of controversy.
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