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  • February 05, 2010
    By webteam


    Not to get all allegorical on you or anything, but we hear that making it to the final level of Dante's Inferno is like fighting your way through the very depths of hell. But don't abandon all hope, ye who game here; we mean that in the best possible way.

    Your mission? Rescue the soul of your one true love, Beatrice, whose soul is currently being held captive by that wily bastard Satan in his underworld bachelor pad, armed with nothing but a scythe, a Holy Cross, and a serious axe to grind.



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  • November 04, 2009
    By Maddy Myers

    Oh, Nintendo. You have simply got to stop doing shit like this. It is possible to take interactive gaming too far.

    You want gamer parents to put that wonderful vibrating wii-mote inside a baby doll (let's not even start on that one) and give it to their little daughters to play with? Creepy child pregnancy implications aside, what the crap is up with that baby's deadened Uncanny Valley eyes? Plus the extensive make-up on the little girl's cheeks make her look more like a fevered cult victim than a rosy-faced, innocent gamer-to-be.

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