Look, Julie Taymor, we know you've done some awesome stuff in the past. But really, that doesn't give you the green light to go a-maiming actors left and right.We've been keeping tabs
on the body-count of this giant-ass-production-that-could since reports
of injuries started popping up early in November.
When we first caught wind of the soon to be
premiered pop-culture monstrosity that is Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark (a.k.a. Wherein U2 Scores an
Undeservedly Epic Musical Theater Adaptation of A Comic Book Franchise
That America Might Not Be Tired of Just Yet), we were, well,
intrigued. But now, we're just downright worried.
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