I don't usually endorse films that promote human-on-Santa violence, but I'm willing to make an exception for Die Santa Die.
This trailer packs so much Christmas gore into one minute that I gave
up trying to keep track of it all -- but before I threw in the bloody
towel, I catalogued multiple piles of intestines, dismemberment, vomit, a
handgun, a bikini-clad girl with a bloody axe, and a plethora of
severed heads/arms/fingers/unidentifiable bits. This gem hacked its way
into my festive heart, and I just had to share it with all of you good
little boys and girls.
Santa 8000 is the star of an animated web series, in which he must kill
hordes of mutants in order to survive a post-apocalyptic wasteland.
There are 13 webisodes in all, with a new one every week until
Christmas. Each webisode is three minutes or less, and can be found at www.InfiniteSanta.com, where you can also get gory Christmas cards, DVDs, and other holiday merch. Get in the holiday spirit of blood-soaked mayhem!The DregNog Video Advent Calendar is Laser Orgy's annual celebration of all things strange and festive. Click here to see last year's DregNog archives.
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