Oh, Nintendo. You have simply got to stop doing shit like this. It is possible to take interactive gaming too far.
You want gamer parents to put that wonderful vibrating wii-mote inside a baby doll (let's not even start on that one) and give it to their little daughters to play with? Creepy child pregnancy implications aside, what the crap is up with that baby's deadened Uncanny Valley eyes? Plus the extensive make-up on the little girl's cheeks make her look more like a fevered cult victim than a rosy-faced, innocent gamer-to-be.
Excuse me, miss: Can I see your birth certificate?
Like any good reporter on an election night, I stayed home and watched a remake of a bad '80s sci-fi television miniseries.
We figured ABC was cynically getting a jump start on the 2012 hysteria. Silly us. Turns out they've got high-minded policy goals.
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