Well, we can't offer you that exactly, but these folks can come close: The Maine Radio Project is getting started planning its fall line-up of programming and is looking for your help.

Drop them a line, via their Facebook page (linked above), and let them know what you're interested in hosting on their soon-to-be-launched Internet streaming station, with live programs (and some rebroadcasts of earlier ones).

For the listeners on KCNW in Canada who just heard Deirdre and me talk about retrosexuals and fretrosexuals, here are the links to our stories. (And for our local readers, we'll post the link to the audio stream just as soon as we can!)

Here's Deirdre's piece on retrosexuals.

And here's mine on fretrosexuals.

Thanks for listening!

Look, we know you missed the first broadcast of Portland Phoenix local-music writer Sam Pfeifle on Charlie Gaylord's Greetings from Area Code 207 show on WBLM talking about our list of 2008's top 20 local albums. (Also don't miss Chris Gray's list of things you might have missed when they were first released.) We forgive you, because it was at 8 pm New Year's Eve, and we're not surprised the drinking started early.