Just a couple small thoughts. Lady Gaga's such a superstar that her appearance in Portland left me wanting just a tad more spectacle.
1) I'm bummed she got out of a petroleum-powered vehicle, rather than emerging from the center of the fountain at Deering Oaks Park.
2) She was not wearing an outfit made either of vegetables or other side dishes.
3) She left no room for vegetarians who might be seeking the tempeh, tabbouleh, or quinoa of equality. Rather, she seems to be shoving the prime rib of equality down veggies' throats. Not cool, Lady.