This is truly one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen in my life. Cosmo, you've sunk to a new low, reverse cowgirl when your man is sick with the swine flu? I mean....really? Your readers can't wait a week? [On that note, did anyone realize they had a sexual position of the day? Today's was Sexy Sprinkler -- I write this as I literally roll my eyes.

10 – You coughed into your sleeve, but only after using your shirt to wipe a cream pie out of a dead hooker lying in the street.

9 – You’re a hip-hop kid who insists on wearing his facemask backward and to the side.

8 – You forgot to get your swine flu shot.

7 – The Big Bad Wolf keeps knocking on your door.

6 –You cornholed Porky at a fraternity pig roast last weekend.

(Beware vegetarians, you will probably cry from this)

Not only have the stupid mud-bathing brats ruined my perfect beach-front vacation with my hubby who just got back from Iraq (and who planned a vowal renewal on the beach since he was deployed during our one-year-anniversary), but these silly coughing swines are killing Mexicans and getting little kids sick across the nation (not to mention freaking the world out in the process).

You may have heard of news reports circulating on people contracting the Swine Flu. People are naturally freaking out about the virus because not only has it already reached our borders, but it's a disease that could spread like wildfire if we're not careful -- and with little remedy.

But how worried should you be? Decide for yourself with some basic facts here.