Wasn't that Google Super Bowl ad sweet? Boy meets internet search engine, boy travels to France, boy meets French girl, boy marries French girl, boy and girl have a baby. As virginal forays go, this was not bad: and by virgin, we're talking about Google's dip into television advertising, which in cultural terms is perhaps bigger than the Saints winning the Super Bowl.

After much speculation as to why Tiger Woods got into a single-car accident at 2 o'clock in the morning this passed Friday (hitting both a fire hydrant and a tree before his wife smashed in a couple windows with one of his golf clubs and allegedly dragged him outta the car to safety), the veil of secrecy has been lifted, or, rather, yanked off.