She’s an internet celebrity.

The whole concept of the internet celebrity is ridiculous but it’s so apparent when Justin the tour manager and Magann the merch dude get people screaming their names just because they’re in someone’s top 8. It’s sort of a legend thing that doesn’t require you to do anything cool except to know people. LAME. At least the dude from Hope Con killed a dude to get his status or at least that’s what I’ve heard.

I’ve met some cool dudes on this tour, Matt Squire was really quiet but wanted to know why Kurt from Converge dissed him. Tom formally of the Academy Is is a sweet dude. But Matt from CKY is probably the highlight of people so far. He told us that the last CKY tour bus was formally Journey’s bus and he had the bunk that the bassist died in. The driver, who was a dead ringer for Captain Lou Albano, would tell him ghost stories and discuss how he was possessed by his spirit. So rad. He (Matt) is from Springfield Mass but we can’t hold that against him.