Mitt Romney, Greatest Politician Ever
Newsweek columnist Jonathan Alter doesn't actually say that. But in "A Rising Star, Out of the Blue," he comes close.
Therein, our governor is favorably compared to Bill Frist, John McCain,
George W. Bush, and his father, George Romney. For good measure, Alter
also describes Mitt as "[s]mooth-faced," "supple," and "skillful,"
compliments his hair, and says his Mormonism won't be an issue for most
voters.
Damn.