This is how you celebrate a much needed Sox victory. One of these polluted yard sales just spilled a beer all over me by accident, and for some reason I just don’t give a shit. Good times up in this bitch. What a season it’s gonna be - I think I actually finally care. At least when I’m hammered.
Originally posted on soxmobster.tumblr.com. Chris Faraone's book, "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Sox", will arrive at Fenway and on bookstore shelves everywhere in 2012.