Here’s how the conversation went with the guy next to me at the Lansdowne Pub during the last inning:
HIM: JD Drew sucks. I have a fucking calendar that I use to count down the days until his contract expires.
ME (borrwingo Phoenix sports and cleaning guy Pat D’s line from earlier today): JD Drew is Roger Dorn.
HIM: I wouldn’t say that, but he fucking sucks.
(Drew knocks ball past NY first baseman and drives in two critical runs)
HIM: Could Roger Dorn do that asshole?
Originally posted on soxmobster.tumblr.com. Chris Faraone's book, "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Sox", will arrive at Fenway and on bookstore shelves everywhere in 2012.