Lindsay Lohan la nude

To be La Lohan…

Psh, I think it would be terrible. What a basket case, what a hooch, what a boooob. It’s really the latter the latest issue of New York Magazine is concerned with: Lindsay Lohan’s breasts. How are you today girls? Just checking in! Hello, breast one! Hello, breast two! It’s a nice day inside this pervy photo shoot, isn’t it?

Maybe, this is art. But considering the subject, I argue it is not. I can name a million and one breasts I’d rather see try to channel Marilyn Monroe than Lindsay's. Lohan has become: simply boring. And these pictures of her are: simply pathetic (even though also sort of fantastic: she does not look too orange, she does not look too thin, her breasts are real). Lohan would really do better posing in Hustler, than in New York Magazine as a dead pop-culture icon known at least, for some artistic oeuvre.

...NSFW photos after the jump, anyway. The photos go nicely with this dirty, little ditty.