Sadder than Britney Spears

Pshhh

Is that even possible? Yes. Britney Spears' cousin/ex-assistant Alli Sims wants to be famous. On her new Web site, there are three photos of Sims dressed like Barbie/Britney/a hooch, two links to Britney Spears fansites (like breathheavy.com), and ONE recorded track of Sims singing "On My Very Own" from Les Mis that is very bad and, according to her biography, from her favorite performance in the Junior Miss Georgia Pageant show. And the track just keeps repeating...

In an interview with People Magazine, yesterday, she ignores who she really is, saying “I have a more bluesy voice, more Norah Jones-ish.” Somehow, in her black leather?/pleather?, lace, and polyester mini-tutu, Sims as a Grammy-award-winning singer-songwriter is unbelievable. Besides, who writes "xoxo" anymore, anyway.

BOO, I hope you never become a famous person, Alli Sims. Sorry.